Suggestaholic!

 If I were to quit my job today, say goodbye to my friends and family, and spend the rest of my life reading in a well-lit room, I couldn’t get through every unread book I currently own.
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I might, barring catastrophic paper cut trauma, make it two-thirds of the way into the stacks, before the dementia finally kicks in and I start arguing with my fourth grade teacher again.
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So I don’t read too many books twice; I’ve got my hands full trying to finish them all the first time ’round.
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Over lunch today I gave it some thought, and believe the titles listed below are the only ones I’ve read more than once. There are plenty I plan to revisit in the murky future (The Risk Pool and Nobody’s Fool are at the top of the list), but so far, I think this is everything. In case you were wondering.
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A Confederacy of Dunces The author, John Kennedy Toole, reportedly became so depressed over the initial (lack of) response to this novel, he killed himself.
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Following the suicide, Toole’s mother began sending the manuscript around to publishers again, and it was eventually released, hailed a masterpiece, and awarded the freakin’ Pulitzer Prize.
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But that’s not why I like it (although it’s a pretty kick-ass back story), I just think it’s hilarious.
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The main character, Ignatius J. Reilly, is one of the most memorable literary creations of them all. He’s a rotund, lazy-as-hell intellectual with a chip on his shoulder, and his monologues and takes on modern society are comedy genius.
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If you haven’t read it, you need to. And if you have, you know what I’m talking about. One of my all-time favorites.
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The Catcher In The Rye Angst-ridden high schoolers and homicidal maniacs love it, and so do I. It is, of course, a great book, and I enjoy it on that level.
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But I’m also drawn to the atmosphere J.D. Salinger creates. The scenes are so vivid it’s almost like time-travel; you’re with narrator Holden Caulfield throughout the novel, experiencing what he experiences, in a fully-realized 1950 (or thereabouts).
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The book packs such a wallop, and is so deceptively simple, it makes everyone who reads it believe they can write a great book too. It’s been said that The Catcher In The Rye is directly responsible for burdening the world with a million bad novels, and for some reason that appeals to me.
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And like Holden, I, too, cannot stand the phonies.
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Time and Again Speaking of time-travel… I’ve already gone on at length about this one. In the past. Maybe someday I’ll go back there, and watch me type it? Wouldn’t that be a wonder?
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Norwood When I think of hilarious books, A Confederacy of Dunces jumps immediately to mind, but Norwood ain’t jumpin’ too far behind.
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Norwood Pratt is another unforgettable comic creation. He’s a Southern hick ex-Marine, traveling a great distance to collect a decidedly small cash debt. Along the way, of course, he has many adventures.
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This is an absurd road novel, written by the mysterious and reclusive Charles Portis. The humor is so dry, you’d better keep some Gatorade handy. And a change of underwear wouldn’t hurt, for when your bowels fail during laughter.
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The follow-up novel, The Dog of the South, has almost exactly the same premise and tone, but is so funny it doesn’t matter.
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Both books are must-reads. Good God are they good.
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To Kill A Mockingbird I was forced to read this in high school, and went into it with a bad attitude. I just knew it would be another exercise in Torture by Literature.
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In my own defense, however, I’d been made to read The Scarlet Letter the previous year, a book I found to be so crushingly dull, I wanted to walk downtown, pick a business at random, and slam my face through their plate glass window. I never finished reading it; I’d just take the zero, screw it.
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But this one was different. It was the first mandated novel I actually enjoyed. In fact, it was probably the first real novel I ever read. At that point in my life I was hung-up on the Beatles and baseball, and stuff like that.
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I was shocked (shocked, I tell you) to realize I was enjoying the book so much. Instead of a black black dread, I actually looked forward to sitting down with it again. I could see it all playing out in my brain, like a really good movie. I had no idea reading could be so… enjoyable.
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Several years later I revisited To Kill A Mockingbird, to see if my fondness for the book was well-placed. And it was.
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The Hoke Moseley Series by Charles Willeford  Probably following a re-read of The Catcher In The Rye, I decided I was going to write a novel. The premise, now that I think about it, was very similar to Norwood and The Dog of the South. Huh, wonder if I realized it at the time? Probably not. In any case, one of my preparations (delays), before starting to write, was to read these four books again.
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Charles Willeford had been a writer of so-called pulp fiction. For many years he cranked out cheap dimestore novels, to pay the rent. And during the process, he became very, very good at it.
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The Hoke Moseley Series was written years later, after Willeford had gone legit, but is reminiscent of the earlier works. The four novels (Miami Blues, New Hope For The Dead, Sideswipe, and The Way We Die Now) feature the battered and burned-out Hoke Moseley, a Miami homicide detective, reluctantly working another case.
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The reason I decided to re-read the series, was to pay special attention to the incredible spare language Willeford uses. I don’t think there’s a single unnecessary word in any of those books, they are almost completely fat-free.
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The series is fun, twisted entertainment, but it’s the skill in writing that blows my mind. Like Salinger, Willeford made it look easy. Heck, I could do that, you think. Then you sit down and try it, and realize just how good those guys were.
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The Hoke Moseley series was cut-short at just four books, by Willeford’s death. If he’d continued with it, I think Hoke would’ve become as iconic as John D. MacDonald’s Travis McGee. As it stands, the four novels are highly recommended. And recommended again.
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And as best as I can remember, those are the only titles I’ve ever read more than once. What about you? Do you revisit books you especially enjoyed? Tell us about it; use the handy comments link below, won’t you?